I am a 19-year-old aspiring screenwriter who dreams of being on reality television.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
(Source: cl0udchaser)
BUT WHAT KIND OF NAME IS “ANANAS”!? This isn’t no banana bullshiet!
PINEAPPLE OR GO HOME.