December 2011
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
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new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
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WatchWatch
mynewfoundloveforhappyendings: Finally sneak peek from 2x10 Happy Endings!!! cant wait!!!!!
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I'm actually quite excited to get dressed today...
After barely leaving my bedroom for the past week, I’ve sort of lost myself in sweats and plain T’s.
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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Anonymous asked: Tell me an embarrassing/sexual/or bizarre story about yourself.
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Don't get confused between my personality and my...
crystal-clefairy:
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Anonymous asked: You'd be cute if you took yourself to the gym more often.
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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3000 years in the future
Historian: Now children i will teach you a love song used to woo nobility of centuries past
Historian: TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL
TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL
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Daily Schedule
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Read Jane Eyre Sleep Play League of Legends/Sims 3 Eat Dinner Read Do Yoga Sleep Yay for moving past only eating and sleeping all day!
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the same people will still be annoying as fuck in...
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How teens and adults text
winnieissocoollike: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff It’s sad how accurate this is.
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I should have brought my yoga mat home over...
Oh well, the show must go on.
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For the past five days I've barely put down my...
I just picked up my iPod touch and it’s like a baby. I’ve never realized just how cute and little it is.
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Tumblr makes me hate my body.
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Sims 3 Won't Install Store Stuff
It acts like it’s installing it, but then it says “Success: There were no packages to install.” What the hell, it just stopped working the other day. Help?
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