- 2009: I want a boyfriend this year
- 2010: I want a boyfriend this year
- 2011: I want a boyfriend this year
- 2012: i give up
December 2011
- new year's resolution
- 2008: lose weight
- 2009: lose weight
- 2010: lose weight
- 2011: lose weight
- 2012: lose weight
Play
I'm actually quite excited to get dressed today and go to my friends house for New Year's Eve.
After barely leaving my bedroom for the past week, I’ve sort of lost myself in sweats and plain T’s.
- everyone: it's just a book
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Tell me an embarrassing/sexual/or bizarre story about yourself.
Oh god, I have so many. I’ll give you the best of the best though.
One day I was having sex in my bed, which was probably around 3 feet off the ground, which is pretty high. It’s only the second time I’ve had sex with this guy, only like the fourth time I’ve ever talked to him (don’t judge) so I hardly even know him. But whatever, so we’re having sex. I just so happen to slide too far and slip right off the bed. I bash my head on my desk, slam onto the floor, my head lands in my garbage can knocking it over and spilling it all over me.
I told him we were done and he could leave.
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
You'd be cute if you took yourself to the gym more often.
Amen to that one.
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
3000 years in the future
- Historian: Now children i will teach you a love song used to woo nobility of centuries past
- Historian: TO THE WINDOW
- TO THE WALL
- TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
- ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL
Daily Schedule
- Wake Up
- Eat Breakfast
- Read Jane Eyre
- Sleep
- Play League of Legends/Sims 3
- Eat Dinner
- Read
- Do Yoga
- Sleep
Yay for moving past only eating and sleeping all day!
the same people will still be annoying as fuck in 2012. No one will change.
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
It’s sad how accurate this is.
I should have brought my yoga mat home over break...
Oh well, the show must go on.
For the past five days I've barely put down my kindle fire.
I just picked up my iPod touch and it’s like a baby.
I’ve never realized just how cute and little it is.
Tumblr makes me hate my body.
Sims 3 Won't Install Store Stuff
It acts like it’s installing it, but then it says “Success: There were no packages to install.”
What the hell, it just stopped working the other day.
Help?
